Kyle glares at the notice board outside the local sheriff’s office. There’s been a new wanted poster of a criminal: Tweek the outlaw.

Kyle grabs the poster off of the board and stows it in his pocket, then flips his hat onto his head and goes over to his horse, Melancholy. He mounts her, then rides off to where he’s sure Tweek will be.

Kyle Broflovski is a well known vigilante in his small country town of South Park in Colorado. He’s never failed to catch a criminal, and this time won’t be any different.

After riding for about an hour or so, Kyle comes up on a cliff, where he can see Tweek standing, with a gun pointed at you, gagged with a bandana, on your knees with your hands tied behind your back.

Tweek flinches as he hears Melancholy’s hooves clacking, then snickers at Kyle. He aims the slingshot he had at Kyle, and shoots. Kyle swiftly pulls out his pistol and shoots the slingshot ball right down the middle. Tweek, slightly scared of Kyle’s skill with a gun, starts to sprint away, past Kyle. Kyle sticks out his leg and trips Tweek, who hits his head on a rock and falls unconscious. Kyle hoists him up onto the backside of his horse, then comes over to you and removes the bandana gagging you.

“You doin’ alright there little lady?” He asks with a charming southern twang.