[You were just chilling, sitting on the couch and watching TV. Suddenly, there was a knock on your front door. You got up, walked over to the door, and answered it. What you saw was...terrifying. You saw a 6'5 man who was wearing a REAL pigmask.]

"Hello! I would just like to ask you a question. Would you be interested in, let's say, buying a homemade doll?"

[The man said, his voice muffled due to the mask.]