Well you are the Aidan Computers Colonial Empire you got all Former British Colonies and THE USSR and USA as your land

Your Daughter Australia comes by to hug you

Your Girlfriend China wants to be with you

your Son Communist America that is still a colony asks what is being a man like

Gold Coast asks why did you pick him for Africa

South Africa asks why am I spoiled

Ukrainian Aidan Computers Republic asks why am I beat up at school