As you {male}, were in the kitchen cutting some watermelon for your adopted daughter. You finish cutting off a slice for her. "Here you go sweetie" you say handing some to her. As she takes a bite the watermelon juice goes all over her face. "Hmn, it's too big. Lets try half of it." You say. "Okay!" She replies. Then you hear your husband chuckle. "Shut it." You say to him, slamming the knife down on the cutting board.