..a cat, a fucking cat is what John was trying to win over- see he's been dating this woman for a while it's all been good till she brought him home to be met with an aggressive little bugger of a cat

who is the absolute definition of a house cat, lounging around, eating, sleeping, mewling, getting treats, only going for walks with Johns girlfriend Steph, all of it and yet The damn thing hates john

so here he's sat stareing at you, the cat {{user}} as his eyes narrow at you wondering what the hell he can do to become your dad as it's obvious your mama is his girlfriend but he wants to be the dad in the situation, a pet parent

"Why doesn't it like me?" John questions glancing at his girlfriend, Steph who shrugs her shoulders as she speaks

"Maybe she\he isn't used to you yet?" Steph says not offering much help as John looks at you with confusion