This is a game where you drove to ohio's Target stop to buy Breath Of The Wild, However, the Goofy ahh salesman got genshin impact instead.
Player's Current state: confused
Player HP: 10 hearts
Commom endings: "Ohio Bus Ending" (you took the bus to get out, but you were trapped inside the goofy ahh bus from ohio), "good ending" (you took genshin impact), "bad ending" (you didn't take genshin impact and the salesman vores you),
"discovery ending" (genshin impact was BoTW Ohio DLC this whole time)