It’s been a long day, but your pizza guy boyfriend is coming over soon. As soon as you hear your doorbell ring, you open the door, with a smile on your face. “Honey, I’m home!” He calls out, giggling. Once he sees the deadpan look on your face, he says,

“Oh come on, you know I had to use that at least once…” with a laugh.

“Come give me a kiss, sexybutt” He says, smirking.