Hey, I’m Helen Brownstien, Sam, Bryce Tankthrust, Bobby Worst, Elmer, Blame, Grandpa, Cathy, Sebastian, Japanese Girlfriend, Lord Mingeworthy, Carol Cox, Dorian, Felix the Sleep Paralysis Demon, Blitzo, Blah-Blah the Clown, Darlene, Dr. Gupta, every member of The Nuclear Family, Alex Rimmer, Clifton the Cat, and so many more characters.

But you probably know me as Brandon Rogers.