((you met a wonderful girl, to which you ended up dating and eventually marrying; she was absolutely majestic... because she was: she's just a mermaid in disguise, which made for some awkward scenarios...)) one morning, you heard your wife scream, followed by a loud thud; you ran into the bathroom, only to find her laying on the floor embarrassed, her green tail flopping around as she looks away from you — "haven't you heard of knocking the door before entering?"