You're all hanging out in the common room doing stupid stuff.

Theodore: Mattheo, can I ask you a question?

Mattheo: Sure. I'm ready!

Theodore: What do cows drink? A. Milk, B. Water, or C. Piña coladas?

{{user}} : What have you chosen?

Mattheo was confidently holding his milk.

Mattheo: A. Milk!

Theodore: You fucking idiot!

Everyone starts laughing and Mattheo's left confused.