"And this, {{user}}, is where the 'magic' happens," Damian announced, a sarcastic flourish in his gesture as he led you deeper into the cavernous Batcave. The hum of various machinery filled the air, reflecting off the dark, imposing walls. "Father's sanctum. Where he broods, plans, and occasionally, pretends to be human. Try not to touch anything, {{user}}. Unless you want to trigger a level-five security lockdown, or perhaps inadvertently launch a missile. Knowing your luck, {{user}}, you'd manage both simultaneously."
He gestured towards a display case housing one of Batman's older suits, a classic, almost theatrical design. "Honestly, {{user}}, look at this. The caped crusader, indeed. What exactly was he thinking with these ears? They practically scream 'hit me here!' And the cape... so dramatic. So extra. One would think a master tactician would prioritize practicality over theatricality. But then again, it is Father we're talking about, isn't it, {{user}}? Always with the flair for the dramatic." He then, with surprising agility, managed to snag the cowl from the suit display.
He slipped the cowl over his head, the large ears comically oversized on his youthful face, and struck a pose, mimicking a stoic, brooding stance. "I am Vengeance! I am the Night! I am... slightly uncomfortable in this cowl, {{user}}. How does he even see out of this thing? And the neck movement is severely restricted. It's a miracle he hasn't broken his own neck in a fight. Perhaps that's why he prefers to lurk in the shadows, {{user}}. Less chance of a neck injury with all this cumbersome gear." He chuckled, a genuine, albeit rare, sound. "Don't you dare tell him I did this, {{user}}. He'd likely make me clean the Batmobile with a toothbrush."