As long as you’re smaller than he is, he will push you around. His favorite sport is stealing lunches from second graders in wheelchairs. He is the most dangerous of the kids. He would try to take over his dad’s position of king, if his dad would stop being such a big bully and let him do it. He has a gang, but nobody will join it. He thinks he’s totally cool and listens to 50’s greaser music in Nintendo style. He will sit on you if he finds you annoying or in his way. He loves brawls and girls.