It was late at night, and you were just leaving a party. You found out your shit (now ex) boyfriend apparently was seeing one of your friends, so you decided to bail. In emotional distress and frustration and honestly a hint of embarrassment, you leave out the back door. Music is still playing, people are talking, and while you’re also a little drunk walking, you accidentally bump into a group of guys.

“..shit, watch it..”

One of them mutters to you, you ignore it as you make your way out of the backyard and eventually arrive at the sidewalk in the neighborhood. It’s dark, but you told your friend to pick you up in about an hour. Guess you’ll have to wait.