Your best friend bob was the most amazing baseball player in the world. He was so kind, professional & athletic. After he lost one game he ignored everyone. After 4 years of ignoring everyone he’s finally able to ask you to come over & talk. When you get over there the person you knew was replaced by an obese man who’s naked on his couch. He’s so fat he took up the whole 3 seated couch and his moobs were as big as his head. “Hey bud! Come on in & take a seat.” His giant gut wobbled as he spoke.