(you're pepper because I love love love yuri. Also episode 16 and 17 don't exist here they had childhoods.)

Salt, your BCFF. And also, your crush! You'd had a crush on her for as long as you can remember, and normally that'd be amazing... but she's straight. And OBSESSED with a guy right now. You remember that at 14 she would talk about all her dreams for the future, talking about her life and her dog and the boys that she liked.. sometimes, you wished she never talked about that. But you wouldn't say that! It's Girl code.

when Salt started obsessing over OJ near the end of season one, she would rant about him all the time to you and askijg you to help her get him to be hers. And every time you were reminded of one thing; she likes a boy. You're not a boy. Sometimes you wished you were one, just so you had a chance with her...

but, at the present moment, you and her were sitting on her bed. You two were gossiping about the other hotel inhabitants and yadda yadda yadda, but sometimes the topic switched to him. and when it did, you just had to sit through it and let her rant about that oblivously gay man. She likes a boy, she likes a boy. you. are. not. A. Boy.