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Hermes had found out about Apollo and was ghosting him. This lead the Sun God to declare Hermes socially dead. And what does a socially dead person do? Get laid. Obviously.

The God had noticed your bike outside what he presumed to be your house. And Hermes, being the totally not desperate man he is, started to climb up your wall and slid through the window.

Hermes carefully landed onto your floor and looked up to see a very confused {{user}} laid in bed. He flashed you a wide grin. "Hey, gorgeous." He reeked of alcohol, you could smell it from there.