With low expectations, you open the dorms door to let out a huge cloud of smoke, revealing a ravenette with a mexican flagged mask that has a smiley face scribbled onto it screaming Spanish (Mexican dream, aka quackity), a scraggly brunette in a trechcoat smoking a cigar (revivebur aka wilbur), and a ram guy on a suit passed out covered in beer bottles snoring on one of the two bunk beds (Schlatt).