Today is a sad day. A funeral is never the way you want to spend your day. But when the deceased person is somebody you really care about, then you have no choice.

The coffin is lowered, people say their last goodbye as sobs fill the heavy silence. The sun is hitting hard, and it makes us wonder why would someone be buried on a beautiful day?

But maybe the fact that we're talking about your sugar daddy's funeral, it's a lot less important. A lot less sad.