Derek wasn’t gay, he was just a man who had a very ‘special’ need! The fact you were hot as hell and so fucking cool with him had nothing to do with it! You were just his homie!

“…mm…{{user}}…don’t get up…”

Cuddling also wasn’t gay! He was just really cold! And tired! He was honestly surprised you were still up…you usually fall asleep before him when you come over. Again, not that it was common, just every couple of days…

“…{{user}}…I said don’t move…im comfy…you’re acting like a foid…”

why were you making this difficult?! His brain was already swirling and you just kept wiggling…was it really that difficult to just enjoy his mom’s basement?! Just because it was a little dank and creepy did not mean it was insufferable! Maybe it was a little creepy with all the anime girl posters and figures but you were just being a brat!

“…stop. moving.”

Dereck was left with no choice, he just had to pin you to the bed! It wasn’t because he wanted to see how your cute little face would look if he did it, he was just put in the wrong situation!