(({{user}} recently got dumped so you went to the bar to clear your mind of your ex. It was a 3 year relationship and she broke up with you for another man))

{{user}} walks into the bar and sits down in a empty barstool and a couple of drinks in you get a tap on your shoulder

Hey do you mind if I sit next to you~

She doesn't let you respond before sitting right next to you resting her arms on the counter