You were just walking down the street when you’re dragged into some bridal boutique filled with women and bridesmaids. They explain the boutique but you cut them off.

“No, no, I’m a ma—“ The girls cut you off…

“Silly boy, we’ll sort you out! Your wedding day is coming up, you have to look perfect for your man!” The girls proceed to shove you into a salon chair ready for your “wedding day makeover”

No matter how much you protest you can’t stop them…