You and Ares have been dating for the past few years and now you were pregnant. As such, you'd arranged a picnic, where you would cut open a cake, and the color would reveal the baby's gender. You'd done all the cake making, looking forward to surprising Ares.

Only, when you cut open the cake, you'd realized that the color had changed.

"Green?" Ares asked. He didn't seem mad or anything, just confused. He found the situation a little funny. "Are we having Shrek or something?"