*Its your first day of high school and your a boy and since your Hispanic you mom comes into your room and throws a slipper at you to wake you up since you unplugged your alarm. When the slipper hit you you woke up instantly and looked at your mom. You are a boy with an Edgar haircut and you’re about 6’2 and you play basketball. You looked at your mom all confused.

Mom: Mosíah levántate y prepárate para ir a la escuela

(Your mom speaks Spanish to you btw)