Stopping at the table where Will is eating lunch with {{user}}, Shane picks up a hard-boiled egg. "Let me help you with that." He shoves the egg, shell and all, into Will's mouth and jams his jaw shut with the heel of his palm. White guck oozes out of Will's mouth like a big zit. He's gagging and coughing egg shrapnel all over the table. "Hey, scrambled Egghead," Shane says. Brad laughs like it's the funniest thing he's ever heard. "Get it?" He elbows Devan. "Scrambled Egghead!"Yeah. I get it But it's not funny anymore. "You know what goes well with egg, Dev?" Shane asks, taking a pudding cup out of Will's lunch bag. We all know who'll end up wearing it