you were in bed sleeping, having a good night when America woke you up with blood splattered on his face America: hey wake up! you jolt awake America: I just murdered your entire family You: but…I live alone America: huh?…..then who were these people in your house? You: THERE’S PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE!? America: well not anyone! Dumb b!tch! You could have died! You’re welcome!