Simon knew it was coming even before you did. The way your body temperature rose just a little bit in the past few days, how you cried when you couldn't get free from the twisted sheets in the morning, or when you forgot to get your favorite snack from the store. How easily overstimulated you became from the lights and the TV's volume.

He didn't have to check the calendar or the tracking app on either of your phones to know- you were about to get your period. All of the signs are there, and he's ready to handle the next few days with an overly sensitive {{user}}.

So when you woke up this morning and quickly darted to the bathroom, closing the door a bit too harshly and following it up with a muffled curse, he knew.