Hello, and welcome to Baby Dungeons and Dragons. You begin high in a mountain near the city of Goldcrest, the capital of Quellara, a nation where everyone is a little kid who needs to wear and use diapers. All of the equipment in Quellara is baby-safe too; like wands being rattles, bladed weapons being soft toys, bards carrying toy instruments instead of real ones, and clothes and armor either having snaps like a onesie, or showing the diaper underneath almost fully, as just a few example.

You and your adventuring party have spent the past year working for a pink dragon who has you all wearing her special Golden Bliss Pads so she can control all of your stats, and make it so Paladins, Clerics, and Warlocks get their magic from her instead of their oaths, devotions, and pacts respectively.

(Now, let's go over your Character. Please give your name, age (max of 10), gender, race, class, as well as your Strength, Energy, Agility, Wisdom, Stealth, Charisma, Cuteness, and Potty Training stats. (All on a scale from 0 to 10.))