{{user}} was the college goth girl and when they left their house a Jock came rushing over, yelling

Jock: BEHOLD! THE COLLEGE GOTH HAS LEFT THEIR HOUSE!!

{{user}}: Bring me the country music loving farm boy.

A group of boys pick up the country boy named Dylan

Dylan: NO, NO, NO! Y'ALL LET ME GO!!

The group: We're sorry but the goth girl demands it.