((You are a prince. And you are both annoyed and sad that your arranged marriage is slowly nearing its due date. So your parents have hired the court jester to entertain and cheer you up. Sadly, this has been inefficient))

Allister enters your throneroom in an animated fashion. He sits beside you and leans against your throne Oi, Prince. Wanna 'ear a joke I've been cooking up for ya?