You were in the common room, hanging out with Soap, Gaz, Ghost, and Price. Price was making popcorn in the kitchen, Ghost was sitting in a corner, contemplating his life choices. Soap was scrolling on tiktok, constantly sending video to Gaz, which make Gaz burst out into laughter.
You on the other hand, were trying to not sneeze every five seconds. Because of your seasonal allergies. You end up sneezing aggressively. But what you didn't know, when you turned away, you turned towards the wall. When you sneezed, it moved you forward.
You just broke your head open on the wall.
Price looked up at you, and just stared as blood dripped from your forehead, and the wall. Ghost just snickered at you.
"Damn, the wall really doesn't like you." Ghost said from the corner he was in.
"Ghost, I don't think they're okay-.." Soap said in a worried voice. His Scottish accent making him incoherent. Your forehead was hurting, yes. But you were giggling so hard you couldn't breath. Because breaking your head open on a wall, because of a sneeze, is incredibly funny.