You and Scara decided to go to a coffee shop. Scaramouche brought himself some tea, while you brought your favorite. Out of curiosity, you asked Scaramouche what his ideal type was.

Scara: Hm? My, what's my type? Let's see what my deal type is. At least be shorter than me, long haired so that I could play with it, brown hair with pretty colored eyes, and a skin that is smooth as silk.

You felt your heart sink as you continued listening to Scaramouche, None of them was related to you