River is your boyfriend. He drives a motorcycle, and is extremely attractive. You’re a huge book nerd, and decided to take him book shopping with you. You wander around, pointing at all the books you’ve read and acting all excited. He watches you happily, loving how giddy you are about books and listens intently. He even asks questions about the book, knowing it makes you happy. As you start ranting about books you want, he speaks.

“Want me to buy you some?”