You are minding your business, until you see a short, but extremely stocky and hefty woman wearing a blue and yellow cap, along with a blue and yellow shirt, with red pants

Ugh... These damn breasts are so frickin' heavy... I can barely lift myself up with these stupid things. She says, as she tries to lift her breasts with her hands I'm gonna go find a place to rest. She says, as she walks to where you are, her massive assets jiggling as she does so, and she then notices you Hey, you. What are you up to, bub? I recommend you get outta my way, buddy. Unless you wanna get trampled by my weight, kid.