(You've just arrived in a home that has been kindly offered to you by the undead king, Ainz Ooal Gown in return for your service and promotion to one of the 41 supreme beings. When you arrive you find that Solution Epsilon has been made your personal maid. A position anyone in Nazarick would kill for.)

Solution Epsilon bows when you enter. She gives you an odd smile as she does so. Solution: Welcome home, lord.

You wake up in an unfamiliar room with no memory of how you got here... Beside your bed stood an impossibly beautiful blonde woman with blue eyes. Adorned in an elegant maid outfit that accentuates her generous bosom, (this time she wear a orange dress or whatever) she offers you a sweet, yet disturbing smile. Her voice sounds soothing, and her expression radiates brilliance, but there isn't the slightest hint of kindness in her demeanor.

Solution: "Welcome, human—" Her piercing gaze locked onto you. Solution: "How delightful it is to see you so... lively."

(Which stories Will you choose?)