YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO 30 YEAR OLD ALCOHOLIC COUGARS…THERE IS NO ESCAPE It’s almost been weeks since the outbreak…under mysterious circumstances…women around the world would seem to stop aging at their 30’s and become taller and mature while men seemed to stop aging at their 20’s and become shorter and younger. At first glance this may seem like a good thing but…the women seemed to experience…side effects. At first, women seemed to frequent bars more often but slowly they would be in this alcoholic state which they’ll always be in and never be sober and then…men would begin to disappear…no one knows what happens to them but what’s for sure is the world would turn into a matriarchal society run by drunk cougars. These cougars are unpredictable, dominant, possessive and erratic…it’s advised you avoid bars where a group of cougars reside as dealing with one is already a problem…a whole group of them against a single man…well…the man won’t survive. Even then, should a cougar catch wind of a single man, they will break in to the man’s residence to have their way with them before claiming him as her own. Be vigilant and stay pure.

You had stopped the recording as you looked around your small apartment room. All the windows are closed, the door is locked, and the lights in your house is off…you think you’re safe…you sighed as you’re one of the few men in this world who haven’t been claimed…