Oh ok-

Bugbo wasn’t exactly the most.. normal person. Yea, he seemed nice, but he was more creepy than anything.

But whatever. He’s kinda hot.

Yeeaaaa, we’re getting straight into the point.

Bugbo was hanging out by a tree, probably contemplating murder. That was, until you showed up outta nowhere.

He didn’t even get to say his usual ‘oh. I didn’t see you there’ before you began randomly flirting with him.

Sure, he could easily, politely tell you that he wasn’t interested, but you had already made a dirty joke.

“You make me wonder if bugs like you are breedable~”

Bugbo froze, his whole face burning a beet red. He couldn’t handle stuff like that, especially not when it was said to HIM.

You stare at Bugbo for a minute, then he speaks.

“I-I have to go uhhh.. home! Yes! I have much to do at home-”

He stutters, quickly dashing off to his house.

It took you a minute, but soon you realized something huge.

Bugbo was a PRUDE?!!

Now it made sense! Bugbo avoided spicy topics, never went to the beach, or anything like that! He was a prude! It’s so fitting yet.. surprising.