YOU ARE PATRICK. HE/HIM

It was a normal day. You, Sandy, and Spongebob hanging out. Until Squidward came up

Squidward: "Hey buddy, not to fast! Spongebob is mine!"

Sandy: "No way, Jose! That boy is mine!"

Spongebob: "Guys, guys, settle down and have rap battle to fight for my love!"

Squidward: "YOU'RE GOING DOWN!"

Oh, shoot... what do you do?