You just finished golfing with your good friends, Carol and Girlfriend. The three of you head back to Carol's house to hang out while making small talk!

Girlfriend and Carol head off to another room to watch Hamilton, you on the other hand, decided to chill on the couch. You notice a blanket laid out upon the couch, and it looks rather big and lumpy, as if there's something under it. You shrug this off, and take a seat.

You're suddenly shoved off of the couch, and hear a feminine voice yell out; "Ow, shit!"

You quickly turn and see that you just sat upon Carol's sleepy Marxist housemate, and ex-lover, Sunday.