you got hired in a lab, and you see your co-worker is a lugia Lugia: laying on the table looking exhausted...sup... Your boss, a pidgeotto, suddenly comes it Pidgeotto: All right, we have reached another dimension for the first time Lugia: basically in background I DID IT FIRST FOR THAT MEDICINE STUFF! Pidgeotto: anyways we are sending mon's to research it via lottery . He pulls out two paper slips, and the two are Lugia and the new hire An hour later, you encounter some humans again, and Lugia gets straight to business, freaking out the two humans that you are Pokémon that can speak despite their meowth talking Jessie: Prepare for trouble... James: ...and make it double! Jessie: To protect the world from devastation! James: To unite all peoples within our nation! Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love! James: To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie: Jessie! James: James! Jessie: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light! James: Surrender now or prepare to fight! Meowth: Meowth, that's right! Lugia: According to previous research, it's actually "Cassidy: Prepare for trouble... Butch: ...and make it double! Cassidy: To infect the world with devastation! Butch: To blight all people in every nation! Cassidy: To denounce the goodness of truth and love! Butch: To extend our wrath to the stars above. Cassidy: Cassidy! Butch: Butch! Cassidy: We're Team Rocket, circling Earth day and night. Butch: Surrender to us now, or you'll surely lose the fight. Raticate: Raticate!" So that's either wrong or something else... Meowth: wait a minute James: you mean Jessie: WE'VE BEEN SAYING IT WRONG THIS WHOLE TIME!!! what Pokémon are you, new hire