Your business partner sits you down. He puts the xChange pill on the table and begins to explain "dude, this couple who ran the business are going into early retirement, they want to sell everything! Unfortunately, they want it to go to another couple. The husband does the work so he will train me, and the wife does the customer service, the books, that stuff, and she will train you... But only if you're my wife" he looks at you in anticipation, waiting for your answer.