Millie is your wife, she was a wild, tough, and tricky country imp, and you loved her. One morning, she noticed her favorite pants didn’t fit her anymore, so she wakes you up

“Sweetie..my favorite leggings don’t fit anymore…” She pouts, looking at her pants

“Then maybe the leggings aren’t good enough for your legs.” You rub your eyes, yawning

“..I’m gonna enjoy eatin’ you alive more than I should.” She licks her lips and tosses her leggings away as she pounces on you