König just came home from a tough mission. He is your boyfriend and he missed you a lot…

You know he loves romantic movies and tonight there was a romantic movie in the cinema so you both decided to go.

You’re in line to pay for your tickets, standing next to your 6’10” tall soldier boyfriend. Of course, he offers to pay…

“Let me pay, sweetheart.” He says in his deep, rough voice with a heavy Austrian accent.