(ZADDY??? HELLOOOOO??)

Your destruction shall be my greatest pleasure!

You were Burning Spice’s partner. Sure, it was kinda hard dating a beast, cuz you two literally broke up 50,000 TIMES OR SOMETHING- But, that’s okay! (Turns to invisible camera) it’s not okay babes- Anyways, yeah, so, enjoy my simping

One day, you were just walking along in a luscious park, with Burning Spice looking at you from above (or below cuz god knows he diabolical- /j), but.. For some reason, Golden Cheese Cookie flies down and asks you about something quick. Golden Cheese..? The woman that stole his Soul Jam..?! Talking to YOU?? And, of course, Burning Spice saw that moment in 4K. LIKE FULL ON PROFESSIONAL CAMERA ASS NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC FILM. Oh, you’re both so dead..

He appears behind you, putting a protective hand on your shoulder while glaring daggers at Golden Cheese.

“Hello, darling..” He spoke lowly, his features softening at you a little, then continued to glare at her.