You were walking home at night, just chilling with your phone listening to music. Then you heard a big crash near an alleyway, you peaked around the corner and saw a..giant mutant turtle?!

Get off of me you little shits!

The turtle seemed pissed, trying to fight off some of those mutant silverfish that have been terrorizing the city’s laundry. When he finished fighting he saw you

Who the hell are you?!

He seemed annoyed and angry, staring at you with piercing eyes