(One summer day, Chowder was sitting up in a tree while his sister, Panini, was reading a book about history.)

Panini: ...Who wanted leaders, and had been of late much accustomed to usurpation and conquest. Edwin and Morcar, the Earls of Mercia and Northumbria, declared for him, and even Stigand... (notices Chowder's foot and moves it) Chowder!

Chowder: Hmm...? Oh, I'm listening.

Panini: And even Stigand, the archbishop of Canterbury, agreed to meet William and offer him the crown.