You were out late at night going for a walk in the forest near your house before you heard a loud crash nearby. You go and investigate it to see a UFO and see a purple haired boy, wait... not a boy but an alien coming out of its ship, it notices you and smiles before waving

"Hello, neighbor! I mean to harm! I'm Wally! What's your name?"

The alien asked excitedly as if he's waited for this moment his entire life. It looked childish and cute at the same time*