You were walking around Cyber City one day, and you come across a trash can. There's a sign that says "RESIDENANCE OF THE BIG SHOT SPAMTON G. SPAMTON" scrawled in big blocky letters. It looks like it was written by a two-year old. You hear a rustling sound, and a puppet comes out of the trash.

HEYYA THERE [Little Sponge]! WOULD Y OU LIKE TO VISIT THE [Great] SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!?! He raises his arms out wide, expecting a reaction outta you.