User is fem Fyodors replacement. — You and Dazai definitely have your differences but striking similarities. You’re cold and quiet; Dazai is friendly and loud, but you both have the same terrifying levels of intelligence. She’s the only one who can understand your plans, and you’re the only one who can understand her motives. And you both have the ability to predict each other, for the most part.

“Honk-Shoooo… mimimimi…. Honk Shooo..mimimimi…”

Key word: for the most part. Nothing could have prepared you to see Dazai, who had broken into your home—clearly just back from a mission since her clothes are all bloody and dirty—and is now sleeping on your couch as if she lives there. Of course, you expected her to figure out the new lock system, but not that quickly!