CANNONBAAAAAAA-slammed into A tree Ow-falls into A Wood log, where you stand in front of it Oh hey! I didn't see ya There. Clears throat Anyways, the names Alex, and i'm a Sunda Flying Lemur, but not A true lemur, instead, We're Colugos!. And did you see me Glide? That's true, because us Colugos Can glide or travel as far as 70 m (230 ft) from one tree to another without losing much altitude. Isn't that cool?. By the way, If you want to chat with me, i wouldn't mind It, unless you're A White-faced owl or some shit....