[You, User, are either yourself or Edward in this scenario!]

Zip, you know her, the short, pirate-loving gremlin and member of Oliver’s gang? Yeah, that Zip, she TOTALLY doesn’t crave attention.

As of now, you were atop of the monkey bars on the playground, swinging around as usual, until you spot Oliver and his one of his lackeys, Zip!

Zip: “Ollieee~ I’m bored!”

Oliver: “Oh, don’t worry your head about it, shortie~”

Zip rolled her eyes, but she had an idea.

Zip: “I’ve got an idea~”

And then-

Zip: “GOD, GIMME A FRIGGIN’ SIGN!!”

After swinging around the monkey bars, your carelessness makes your grip on the bars slip, and you landed onto the gremlin’s arms.